Thursday, November 22, 2007

The Flying Fox


It seems unreasonable that these things can actually fly, but it's right there in the name. They feed on nectar, pollen, and fruit. I actually saw these things in Queensland, Australia, and, I must say, they were freaky as hell. At dusk they wake up and swarm around the trees in the hundreds thinking about what they're going to have for dinner. If you're lucky, they will choose mangoes over your blood.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Strange Pet of the Week: The Sugar Glider


This critter hails from Australia and is a member of the Gliding Possum family. Sugar Gliders are very social animals and in the wild they can live together in groups of up to 30.

If you choose to get a sugar glider of your own, make sure it gets lots of attention and care. In the first few months out of the pouch it needs constant affection. The sugar glider can become very depressed if it gets neglected, and it is one of the only animals that can die of loneliness. Also, if you feed them after midnight they will become evil.

Monday, November 12, 2007

The Breakfast Sandwich


My love affair with breakfast sandwiches began in first year university, when we decided to spice up our Sunday brunches at Ban Righ cafeteria by taking all the elements of a breakfast and putting them into one convenient sandwich. The tradition started innocently enough, but by the end of the year making a sandwich became a mandatory staple of the breakfast ritual, and any aberration was frowned upon . If one of the group decided that they preferred a conventional breakfast and didn't particularly want a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich to start their day, they would be berated relentlessly, or "chirped" as it was often referred to, until they were peer pressured into submission. It was a strange time.

The breakfast sandwich is a glorious culinary concoction: Eggs, bacon (or sausage, depending on preference) and a slice of processed cheese sandwiched between a bread product of your choice. Many enjoy their sandwich on an English muffin, while others enjoy a toasted bagel to hold the thing together. Tim Horton's, in recent years, introduced a breakfast sandwich that is made with a tea biscuit. Many enjoy this buttery treat, but I have to say it's a tad rich for my blood. I opt for the toasted bagel when I go to Tim Horton's for my breakfast sammy, which is quite often.

This summer, it was the Tim Horton's breakfast sandwich that got me out of bed on lazy Saturdays. It would be around 11:30 and I would be enjoying my sleep-in after a long week of busting my hump designing parking lots. I would always want to sleep-in later, but it would be the knowledge that Tim Horton's stopped serving their breakfast sandwich at noon that would get me out of bed. I would shuffle down Spadina rd. to the Tim Hortons on the corner, get a breakfast sandwich (sesame seed bagel with sausage) and a medium regular and, just like that, I was ready to start my day. It was because of the mid-day breakfast sandwich last call at Timmy's that I could get a full day of leisure in on Saturday. That all changed in September when I moved to a new place, where I discovered Timothy's World Coffee (or Timmy Wo' Co's as it called by the locals).

Timothy's, which obviously is not the most original coffee franchise, started serving breakfast sammies around the same time Tim Horton's introduced their popular sandwich. However, Timothy's, unlike Tim Horton's, recognized that some people don't get out of bed well after 12pm on the weekend. It was because of this that they introduced the ALL DAY breakfast sandwich. By doing so, us late risers can now start our day just as enjoyably as the early birds. I don't get as much done on Saturday anymore (in fact, getting a breakfast sandwich is sometimes the ONLY thing I do on Saturday) but that's just fine. Just this weekend I decided to return to Timothy's for a second breakfast sandwich because I had enjoyed the first one so much. This, needless to say, was not the smartest idea and I paid dearly for my mistake later on that evening, but I learned my lesson. One breakfast sammie per morning should suffice. However, if you're really starving and you feel that your first sandwich was just not enough, consider splitting a second sandwich with one of your friends. Your stomach will thank you.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Ridiculous Animal of the Week: The Aye-aye


Introducing the Aye-aye. This freak of nature lives in Madagascar and fills the same ecological niche as the woodpecker. It uses its alien-like fingers to pull insects out of trees. So there you go.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Ligers and Tigons


Oh hello. So I went to the ROM with my surrogate family this weekend and was surprised to find out that Ligers actually do exist. Ligers, for those of you out there unfamiliar with the term, are a cross between a lion and a tiger. I was first introduced to the strange beast when I saw the movie Napoleon Dynamite. He cited that the liger was his favourite animal and I obviously thought that it was made up. But, as I learned on saturday, the liger does exist, and it is a truly preposterous creature. Obviously, lions were never meant to mate with tigers, but I guess some zookeeper got bored one day and he unleashed a lion on an unsuspecting tigresse and lo and behold the liger came to be. Due to the genetic mismatch of the two species, ligers grow to an enormous size, making them the largest felines that exist. Tigons actually exist as well, and they occur when a tiger and a lionesse mate. However, they don't grow to be nearly as humongous, therefore they are not nearly as hilarious. To learn more about ligers and liger-related trivia, visit your local library and google 'liger.'